Actual email interaction at work:
Hi (Computer Repair Dude),
The help desk was not particularly helpful in checking the status
of this computer that I dropped off last week. They said it had been
assigned to you. I just wanted to check in on it, and see if you had
an ETA on its repair. I appreciate it!
Computer Repair Dude (CRD):
Don’t you love the help desk? Well I order a new lcd
I hope that it gets here today and you can have the
Computer by tomorrow before lunch.
Excellent. Thanks so much for the info. There may be cookies in your
CRD: MMMMMMM COOKIES!!
It made me lol.