I was in a Gap (is it officially “The Gap” or is it just “Gap”?) a couple weeks ago, browsing, and a few things caught my eye.
I cannot express how irritated this picture makes me. They claim they are selling “curvy” jeans, yet the model sporting those jeans has about as many curves as our friend Sticky the Stick Bug, official spokesbug of T-30. Seriously. Find a model who has eaten more than two carrot sticks in the last 48 hours. And if it’s not for people who have curves, don’t advertise as such!
The next two are related. They had a Baby Gap in the back of a/the Gap with horoscopes on onesies. Which were adorable.
That is all. You may return to your regularly scheduled programming. I’m currently watching “Flip that Restaurant” at babysitting.