At an ergonomics training class at work a couple weeks ago, the trainer said I should be using a headset since I’m on the phone all the time. So I did some research and lo:
It’s got an attachment thingie for an over-the-head band, but my head is so ridiculously large that the band doesn’t reach my ear all the way on the other side.
(I like Xena there in the background. It’s a nice touch.)